Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Quote of the day

Words of wisdom from a patient, on the subject of writing down one's checks:


"If you forget to write a few down, you start getting calls like, 'Your account is overdrawn. We're coming to arrest you. Look outside your front door.'"

"Well, nobody else has ever done me any harm, really. I'm my own worst enemy."

"Coming to the dentist is fun. After you've had a few children, it's nothing."


And, my personal favorite:

"Life is hard when you shoot yourself in the foot."

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